i forgot until right this second that i’m meeting jeff today. envy me, fear for him. i overslept and didn’t take a shower, i am super stinky and unusually messy. sorry.

missing someone blows.

i need to write this goddamn book introduction and i’m all blocked up.

i’m extra lonely lately. does anyone wanna come and hang out this weekend? you don’t even have to smooch me or anything, just hang out on the couch and laugh at my stupid jokes and ignore the cat hair.

i’m about 938 days behind on my e-mail. i promise, this weekend sometime, as soon as work slows down a notch.

i can only write in bulleted lists, that’s no good. i think corporate america has finally succeeded in sucking every ounce of creativity (and it wasn’t a lot) from my soul. that’s so terribly sad.

maybe i just need a nap.

or maybe i just need some nookie.

hmm.