i am restless and exploding out of my skin. i can’t sit still. i don’t know what the deal is. i want to go home and. . . exercise. i know, it’s shocking and appalling to me too.
since the former-outlaw has not changed his mind and seen the light about how utterly fabulous i am, i will begin taking applications and holding auditions for the role of love-interest. the benefits are great. if you, or anyone you know is interested, please let me know. if i had people, i would have you call them, sadly i have no people. the role for people is still open.
i can’t seem to think of a witty headline about designing web graphics.
i do want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale, i do want to flap my wings and fly away from here.
sister #3 will live PL in two weeks, i can’t wait.
everyone at work has noticed that i’m unusually snarky this week, they want me to stop it. i just want to bare my teeth and growl at them. it most definitely is pms. good thing i’m taking friday off.
i still can’t think of that witty headline.
“Create Graphics That Will Take Over The World!”
“Flashing Monkeys Make People Buy Things”
“The End Is Near, But You Still Need A Cool Logo!”
“Web Graphics: If We Made Them Smaller, They Wouldn’t Exist”
“Web Graphics: Not Just For The Web Anymore”
“Snarky People Make Better Graphics – Trust Me”
And, I’m spent… good luck finding that love interest. I know we’re all rooting for you and Mr. Lucky, whoever he is.
“Witty Headline Needed. Inquire Within.”
UH, you are creeping me out! that’s what i went with.
[insert witty headline here]
and, with our stuff, you can
add great headlines to you graphics with our stuff and you’ll be the coolest person ever.
that’s pretty much what i wrote. now if it gets past the evil marketing people, that’s another story.
I don’t know why it posted twice. I only submitted it once and it timed out.
Ah, well.
Good luck with the evil marketing people.
Dang, a hot chick is holding auditions and I’m in the wrong area of the country and can’t relocate. Curses!
UH, IE retries form posts after a certain amount of time. Why, I don’t know. It is especially inconvenient in my line of work.
I’ve got your picture
I’d like a million of you all to myself