i’m in the mood to be doted on today. sadly, there’s nobody to do the doting deed. so i’m just listening to elton john and trying to write press releases and hoping there’s a new…
Date Archives February 2003
my goal is met
“that name just sounds like the perfect name for an evil supervillian,” wondergeek said. “i want to be an evil supervillan,” i said. “you already are,” wondergeek said.
to bodly go where every copywriter goes
i am certain that split infinitives will haunt me til my dying day. i can’t decide if i should be a nazi and get rid of them or just let them be. of course, i’m…
can i make it anymore obvious?
“are you watching the grammys?” sister #2 asked as soon as i answered the phone. “no,” i said, “i didn’t even know they were on.” “you, the queen of all tacky award shows aren’t watching…
they said you was high class, that was just a lie
darling ones, i very nearly subjected you to this vile monstrosity, but i changed my mind at the last minute. i figgered that if it was nearly giving me a brain tumor after only playing…