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Date Archives January 2003
love don’t live here anymore
you will be sad to learn that the whores don’t live at the flying cloud airport anymore. someone took down the words on the sign. now all that’s there is a phone number.
sister #4 update
well we still don’t know what’s going on with the lesions on sister #4’s breasts. the trip to the knocker doctor was no help at all, since they pretty much dismissed her and claimed it…
nocturnal emissions
last night i had the oogiest of sex dreams (making it the third night in a row where i’ve dreamed about sex)– i dreamt i was a hooker and that the director of sales rented…
long-haired freaky people need not apply
every day on my way to work i drive by the flying cloud airport. today someone had rearranged the letter on one of the signs. it said “Whores Live Here” and then a phone number….
The Knocker Doctor
T.J. Hooligan’s was unusually packed for a Saturday afternoon. Sister #4 and I had grabbed one of the remaining available tables and cursed our luck for having to sit next to the door. Sitting next…