there’s a conversation going on over the cubewalls: “i grew up on the farm and we used to categorize the poop.” “how?” “which poop smelled the worst.” “cat poop was by far the worst. horse…
Date Archives 2002
confessional
forgive me amazon, for i have sinned. in a burst of ugish feelings and self-pity and impatience, i went to barnes and noble over lunch. wait, it gets worse. while there i spotted the new…
no treats for you
you know what the problem is with getting up at 5:30 in the morning (shut up, i can’t sleep)? it’s being dead tired at 8:30. when i grow up i want to be one of…
h-a- double-l o-double u-double e- n spells halloween
“jodi what are you dressed up as?” “a bitter, jaded copywriter,” i said. “oh, so you didn’t dress up.” “yes, i did. usually i am a bitter jaded content specialist.” “oh.” “john what are you?”…
smooth and clean
for those of you playing along at home, i’ve just discovered that i do not like, i repeat that i DO NOT LIKE the weirdo dub of Sugar Free Jazz. that is all.