“so what are we gonna do today,” mary said as she ran her fingers through my hair and i tried to supress a purrr. “i dunno, i am sick of the mullet! all that crap…
Date Archives 2002
important announcements
i turned to todd and sonja right after i got off the phone. “you will both be happy to know that i am getting my hair cut today.” “happy?” sonja said. “yes, it’s getting pretty…
the return of black sunday
“what happened?” he asked is voice flooding with concern. “nothing happened.” “then why are you down?” “i dunno, i just am.” “well, if nothing happened then you shouldn’t be down.” and really that makes perfect…
for the spinster in all of us
on seeing my big fat greek wedding.