meeting notes

from my one o’clock:

“at my last job i had to ask to be moved because i was surrounded by developers who would eat the crispiest apples ever like three times a day.”
“is that all it takes? i’m gonna get a pony and a case of macintoshes.”

“it’s never that quiet here, you always hear technical support or jodi.”

“bob had that dog that used to just look at you and you could tell it was thinking ‘you’re the new guy and i’m the dog, i’m watching you.'”

“and what was with shirlee’s dog?’
“she was like zsa zsa gabor with that dog under her arm.”
“you’d walk by her cube and she’d have that table down so the dog wouldn’t get out and there she’d be on the phone, ‘i’d like three skus and ten facings, let me talk to your senior buyer!’ and in the background the dog would be growling at you.”

“i had to bring my dog in once and matt came over and said, ‘can i borrow that dog?’ then he took the dog and went back to development for like a half hour.”
“why did he need to borrow the dog?”
“i dunno, i’ll have to call and ask him.”
“hi, matt? yeah, you remember that one time you borrowed the dog? yeah, what was that about? ok, thanks.”

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5 Comments

  1. jc 07.Nov.02 at 4:05 pm

    at my last job there was this cranky old german shepard that barked viciously at everyone who came through the door. the only that dog was nice is when she was eating cake at a birthday party. she died. i quit.

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  2. UH 07.Nov.02 at 4:29 pm

    So are you going to leave us hanging?

    Why’d they need to borrow the dog?

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  3. jodi 07.Nov.02 at 4:33 pm

    i dunno, matt was let go a month ago. boo!

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  4. UH 07.Nov.02 at 5:47 pm

    Dammit. Now my uncouthness has taken over and I’m imagining that poor dog being violated seven different ways by Matt and his cronies.

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  5. Dreama 08.Nov.02 at 8:36 am

    Don’t say that. My mother has borrowed my dog and has him right now!

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