i was standing at the end of the counter waiting to turn lanes one and two off when opie came up with his bowling ball (don’t be thinking opie looks like a young richie cunnigham because he doesn’t opie’s a giant of man about 6’7″ and built like a teddy bear and he has brown hair, i don’t know why they call him opie, they just do and have called him that for like 30 years).

he placed his bowling ball on the counter and started cleaning it with bowling ball cleaner.

“hey young lady,” he said, because he calls me young lady, “you wanna rub my ball?”
“i bet you say that to all the girls.”
“no, i ask all the girls to rub my balls. i only ask the special ones to rub my ball.”

welcome to my friday nights.

also, i decided that my lust-affair with hot randy has to come to an end, because he sounds like my cousin jeff when he talks and that’s just not so good.