“brenda’s a good catch,” stinky said.
“what makes brenda such a good catch,” i asked glaring at him.
“she’s single and she’s in HR at Cargill,” he said rubbing his thumb and fingers together making the international sign for moola.
“i’m single and i work in marketing,” i said.
“she could buy and sell you,” he said.
“i want to be a good catch,” i said.
“hell, i don’t care about being good, i just want to be a catch,” piped in sister #4.

that’s when i had to shut up.