about once a day the evil munchkin must seek me out to bug me, luckily i like him so it’s not so annoying. today he strolled by my cell and spotted my brand-new, uber-swanky trix rabbit bobble head.
“AHHH! you replaced the toys i stole with the trix rabbit!”
“no, i didn’t!” i said, “i can’t replace those toys my friend who died gave them to me.”
i watched as the evil munchkin’s face crumbled.
“no!” and i started laughing.
“oh good, i was just about to feel really bad.”
“i know that’s why i had to give up the joke.”
“are you ever going to come get those toys?”
“i don’t want to go back into dirty R&D it scares me.”
“well, people are really enjoying the blue’s clues stampers.”
“you are letting those dirty people touch my stuff?”
“yes and as soon as i tell them they are jodi chromey’s they start to lick them.”
“ewww. . . ”
yeah, then we went on to discuss how i really need a haircut because i am starting to look like a mushroom and then we talked about how mushrooms sometimes look like penises and then he left.