i’ve just finished watching monster’s ball. so what’s the big hairy deal about this movie? i didn’t get it. racist falls for pretty black girl! ooohhh! big jerk reformed by love. ahhh, revolutionary! someone please…
Date Archives July 2002
it has come to our attention
after hanging out with myself all day, i have come to the conclusion that my genius is highly underrated.
clearing my name
for the record, uncouth heather er, heathen, my underpants were folded only for picture taking purposes. i am not the woman who folds her underpants. hell most of the time i’m not the kind of…
breaking the world record
last weekend i was sitting on sister #3’s couch with my hand down my pants watching the real world chicago marathon. she was sitting in a chair reading some book when she turned to me:…
what have i become
this little vacation has turned me into this slothlike person who sleeps like eight hours a night. it’s so strange. my back can’t handle so much unadulterated sleep. my brain is having a hard time…
i will tell you in another life when we are both cats
don’t read beyond this point if you don’t want Vanilla Sky spoiled for you. you have been warned. wtf was cameron crowe thinking? the movie was interesting and all, pretty and what not. but c’mon…