things discovered while cleaning the bathroom:
5 empty bottles of shampoo (herbal essences, loreal color vive, pantene, head and shoulders, bumble and bumble)
2 semi-full bottles of shampoo (some blue kind that smells good, bumble and bumble)
3 semi-full bottles of conditioner (loreal colorvive, pantene, bumble and bumble)
1 bottle of Loreal Studio Line Mega Spritz hairspray circa 1996
2 tins (they are round and plastic, kind of like a tin of chewing tobacco) control[D] subtance?
1 jar power pomade
1 bottle molding maniac
3 toothbrushes (aquafresh, mentadent, colgate)
1 tube bumble and bumble grooming creme
1 bottle bumble and bumble styling creme (apparently it’s different than the grooming creme)
1 bottle bumble and bumble styling lotion (not to be confused with the grooming creme or the styling creme)
1 tube of Intensives styling gel
1 red bottle of some loreal product called The Feel, apparently it’s so old loreal doesn’t even make it anymore
2 hairbrushes
1 hairdryer
1 curling iron
1 dried up contact
3 juicy contacts
2 pairs of glasses
2 bottles of liquid soap
2 empty cans of skintimate shave gel
2 full cans of skintimate shave gel
1 nearly empty bottle of bath and body works freesia shower gel
1 Personal Touch razor with 8 refill blades
1 white towel stolen from a holiday inn in milwaukee back in 1994
1 plastic purpley basket
345,281,878,284, 092, 847 motes of dust