in lieu of cooking i decided it would be a really good idea to have cheese and crackers for dinner. and well, the crackers are kinda big. if you bite them in half you got the other half landing in a pile of crumbs on your chest. so being the uberclass babe that i am, i just cram the entire thing in my mouth. but see, the cracker is really big and well, i can’t quite chew politely and it’s just a big mess.