recognize what i stand for and what i just can’t stand

blood has spurted from my eyes.
i’ve filled three pages of brainstorming ideas.
i’ve walked around, tried not to think about it, tried to just pound something out.
all this, and i still got nothing. i’m working on some promotion stuff and i need a whippy, zippy, witty, pass corporate censors, attention grabbing headline.

and i got nothing.

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4 Comments

  1. andrea 09.May.02 at 1:40 pm

    “blood has spurted from my eyes” is sure attention-grabbing. almost made me fall off my chair.

  2. paul 09.May.02 at 6:51 pm

    what is the product you’re trying to promote?

  3. aden 10.May.02 at 8:08 am

    just remember some of the best things, in this case are only two words long. like, got milk? and Just Do It (okay okay that is three)

    Imitate Life

  4. jodi 10.May.02 at 9:12 am

    jess came up with something absolutely brillant and it’s only 3 words.