“look at him, he’s jiggling his keys at the duck.” “what does he expect?” “the duck to eat the keys?” “does he want to pet the duck?” “i dunno, why would you want to pet…
Date Archives May 2002
why i love my job
notes from my 10 o’clock meeting: “whenever she starts talking about parameters i know i can tune out.” “gee, i’m glad you pay attention to what we do.” “hey, like you wouldn’t tune out if…
good mornin’ good mornin’
despite what people tell you, 6am is not a good thing. and since early to bed, early to rise keeps a MAN healthy, wealthy and wise, i’m going to take a nap. because naps keep…
manic monday
it’s the monday from hell. i can’t concentrate, i can’t think, i’m restless and crabby. i am unnerved by my life being so up in the air at the moment. i STILL haven’t had my…
the mystery solved!
Kemps customer service rules! Dear Ms. Chromey Thank you for contacting us regarding Kemps Ice Cream. Here are the definitions of the various types of vanilla: 1. “Vanilla” – strictly vanilla-flavored ice cream. 2. “New…