my parents called and invited me to sunday brunch. this totally threw me for a loop, because they never call and invite me to sunday brunch. they’ve been going to the same place for sunday brunch since my dad had his heartattack back in like 1998 and this is the first time they’ve ever invited me to sunday brunch.

i thought for sure either i was dying or they were dying. seems neither is the case. they just wanted to take me out to brunch. weird, weird, weird.