when i finally take over the universe and rename it the jodiverse running it as a kind and benevolent overlord there will be certain rules that must be followed.
the first rule of the jodiverse, cute e-crushes cannot have wives. nope. definitely not. girlfriends are debatable, but i’m pretty sure they’re gonna be a no go too.
and if you don’t like it, well phooey on you! i am the kind and benevolent overlord and what i say goes. ha!