if we all inhabited the jodivese instead of this univese, today wuld be national skip work and read Small Pieces Loosely Joined morning, followed by national go buy new underpants because you want to afternoon and ending up with national sit on your ass to watch friends and read BUST night.

and if they ever have an election for kind and benevolent overlord of the universe, you can bet your sweet ass that’s gonna be my campaign platform.