clearly your palette is not sophisticated enough for the wonderous beautiful flavor that is greenbag jellybeans. perhaps when you grow up and get old like me, you will see just how delightful they are. until then you might want to start out on just regular old yellowbag jellybeans and if those prove to be too much, perhaps just the generic kind.
you can’t just leap into something like this, kiddo. trust me, i’d never steer you wrong.