ok, here’s the rules future mr. jodi chromey:

• if i cook, you gotta do the dishes and put the leftovers away
• if you cook, i’ll do the dishes and put the leftoevers away
• you have to take out the garbage, all the time
• you will understand implicitly why my eyes water with embarrassment for scott hamilton as he skatedances to james brown on some cheesy olympics preshow thing
• you gotta make good guacamole

umm, i think that is all. in the meantime, i have to do the dishes and put the leftovers away.