Ok, don’t be alarmed. Remember to breathe. . . . I think I might have the chicken pox. How sucky is this to have the chicken pox so close to your 29th birthday?? I am…
Date Archives 2001
calling all girls
hello darling ones, i am gonna shamelessly beg here. i’d like all you women (and you men can read it too) reading this to go read Hawaiian Punch in Cocktail Glasses. then i’d like to…
666
do you realize it’s only 6 days until the 6th day of the 6th month, which is my birthday?
weed-wacking carcus
weed-wacking bumblee bee update you will all be happy to know that i don’t have to move out of my apartment. i came home to find a dead bumble bee on my bedroom floor. i…
get me to the church on time
so, there is a reason i am still single. i am just waiting, because i want my marriage to last, right?
can i get a doggy bag?
file this under things not to say at the sushi restaurant: “maybe you can take it home and heat it up in the microwave.” luckily none of the chopsticks thrown at me poked my eye…