this was the hardest thing i’ve ever written in my entire life. i sobbed. i sobbed so hard i made noises that alarmed the cats. i’ve sobbed so much that i can’t hardly keep my…
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anna quindlen
I think I might have been possessed by anna quindlen and the voice of the lady who was reading ?black and blue? to me on my way to work this morning. I drove into the…
sarcastic?
from sister #3: “hahahahahha, smart, and funny too. I wonder why you are still single. You are a real good catch.” i can’t tell if she’s being sarcastic.
can you hear me?
i went to bed at 10 o’clock last night. for good reason. i had one of those stabbing headaches above my left eye. i think that was the eye i kept open while trying to…
gimme two pina coladas, one for each hand
nobdoy likes a weepy, sloppy drunk. even though i am not sure how sloppy drunk i am, becaue really i only had 3.4 beers in two hours. maybe that’s really a lot of beers, i…
jodi, your name is sugar
i am babysitting jaycie and max this morning while sister #2 goes to the eye doctor. 2-year-old max has decided the name jodi doesn’t quite suit me. though he still delights in saying, “jodi you…