I wrote this in the defense of giant donkey balls everywhere: I am dumbfounded. I had no intention of being offensive. Wow. ‘giant donkey balls’ or ‘blows goats’ are phrases that roll so easily off…
Date Archives 2001
oops, i did it again
it seems i have upset someone with my use of the phrase ” suck giant donkey balls”. i am not sure what to think. maybe it is disturbing and thoughtless?
unamerican
you know this whole car debacle. . . yeah i am gonna be bitter for awhile. it’s like i got chided today for being unamerican. because we all know it’s american to scrape by and…
gimme a little credit
my life sucks so many giant donkey balls right now that the sheer magnitude of all the donkey balls would just boggle your mind. i am home and carless. fuck me! it seems my credit…
On Buying a New Car
I just deleted a really shitty column about being opinionated. You really ought to thank me. It was sucking giant donkey balls. It’s a topic that’s near and dear to my heart, but I just…
big ball of nerves
today’s the day. i am allegedly going to buy a car. i am so nervous i could puke. i’ve never bought a car before. never had to deal with car salespeople. why am i so…