last night i dreamt that my nearly four-year-old niece jaycie died. at least i think it was jaycie who died. i am not entirely sure now. it might have been my grammu. i woke up…
Date Archives 2001
would i, could i?
so andrea is going on hiatus. i am a bit saddened. i love reading smackeral. but i am also impressed with such self-discipline. i don’t think i could give up iwilldare.com. not even for a…
the only source for this information
well, if you are looking for information on this subject, i am the only resource available to you. i love being the expert.
my disfigured face
read all about my horrible disfigured face over at backwash.
a world record
i thought you all should know that i have only ingested one diet pepsi today. feel free to applaud.
The Horrors of Elementary School
There is a crescent moon-shaped scar on my right cheek. Every time I look in the mirror my eyes catch it. Looking at that scar my blood runs cold and a shiver runs up my…