i am sure to get hit by a bus on the way home tonight. as far as mondays go this has been just too good– profit sharing checks, new shoes, and a surprise phone call…
Date Archives 2001
a pucker shot through a fiber optic wire
Criminys, I am having a hard time sitting still today. Maybe it’s because my swanky new shoes are kinda making my footers hurt. They are really cute shoes though and I know it’s just a…
didn’t even see that coming
i’ve embarked on cleaning out the cess pool once again. sort of a fall cleaning before the winter sets in and i go into hibernation. during this unsavory process, i happened upon a bunch of…
i wonder
mecawilson claims that if you own three cats, you also own a vibrator. it was proven in ’77. so i own two cats and two vibrators. i wonder what that says about me.
it would be really cool if you could just cut me
last night i was plagued by the weirdest of sex dreams. i dreamt i was in love with this hot, sexxy thang. but all was not happy in jodiland. it seems hot, sexxy thang was…