conversation overheard during lunch at the uptown: “you know chewing celery burns more calories than you get from eating the celery.” “really?” “no shit, it’s just full of water and stuff.” “wow.” “yeah, you know…
Date Archives 2001
if i knew him better
if i knew him better (or at all), i could try to draw his attention towards me. i could see if maybe he wasn’t the least bit interested. if i knew him better, i could…
new whet mag
for the second issue of Whet Magazine, i wrote something about my grandpa st. martin.
silly little girl
While ingesting my turkey sammich and snickers breakfast this morning, I went over the events of last night in my head. It was not pretty. Last night I sobbed and sobbed myself to sleep. I…
in a paper aeroplane over the sea
Last night I dreamt that bomb-laden paper airplanes and kites attacked my co-workers and me. It was most bizarre. They were these complex and colorful paper airplanes and if you caught them out of the…
open mouth, insert foot
While dining at Sidney’s for lunch with the girls, we pondered over the bill. “Hmm,” Ella said.. “He forgot to charge you for your Diet Coke.” “Of course, because I am cute and the only…