i am in grave danger of getting kicked out of the best babysitters in the whole world club. at this point, i am not sure if i’ll care. i’m sitting here in parentland babysitting, or…
Date Archives 2001
and the radio man says rock n roll lives
Have I mentioned lately that I have a giant crush on the Postmaster? Well, I don’t think he’s officially a postmaster. That’s just what I call him since he works at the post office. Today,…
lock the cellar door
whee! i just wrote a love letter to chuck klosterman, a memoir of camp in 1987 and a tribute to the enduring yumminess of motley crue all in one succinct little essay. it was most…
slippery suckers
holy hannah! i had my first ever winter wipeout today. it scared the piss out of me and thankfully nothing crashed and nobody was hurt and the ditch was avoided. i’ve lived in the mid-west…
cherry pie
my eyes have begun to vibrate ever so gently inside of their sockets. my entire insides feel sorta jiggly and my mind is racing roughly 94,281 miles a minute. i blame this on the extra…
embarrassing moment of the day
here, let’s file this away as one of my most embarassing (more embarrassing then the time i pulled the bra out of my backpack while trying to pay at the gas station) moments of my…