I learned something most disturbing about my entire family last night. My dad, sisters #2-4 and my niece are all giant freaks of nature. They have blue whites. At first I thought it was only…
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radiant, me?
andrea‘s take on the lunch date. she called me radiant. i still think schlumpy is more accurate.
the sticker club
lunch with paige and andrea was utterly delightful. paige is goergous. if she wasn’t so friendly, i’d probably have to hate her. that’s what schlumpy girls like me do, we hate the pretty ones because…
sister #3
sister #3 is not happy with me. she’s angry that i don’t want her to read iwilldare.com. i sent her this hoping she might understand.
more mad props
ok, i am rapidly becoming laural’s biggest fan. she’s obviously the smartest person on the planet, because she realizes that i am the internet’s sweetheart.