so this is christmas and what have you got?

you’ve got one, 6’5″ single, drunk, messy-haired, content, happy and overly-exhausted minnesotan. well, you could have her with $4.96 and a $0.83 coupon. thus far there have been no takers.

this past christmas eve/sister #2’s birthday was spent shopping, laundering (clothes, not money), eating, playing when uno attaks, scattergories and drinking an entire bottle of merlot by myself (not by myself like hiding in a closet, but by myself as in nobody had any wine but me).

it was great christmoose fun, really.

it’s getting prid’near bedtime in these necks of the wood since in the not too distant future there will be french toast with peanut butter, presents, bacon and more when uno attacks. are you most envious of my fesitvy, festivus yuletide holiday?

you should be because i am having fun and these people like me even.

wahoo! merry christmas and good stuff. i think it might be time for me to lay my head down nad pass rightout.