my plans were to find a groovy, informational link about the delightful and delicious keeble fudge shop double fudge and caramel cluster cookies. they are tasty bits of heaven. so i went to the keebler site to see if i couldn’t find something interesting. instead, it’s terrifying. you know i have thing about midgets, even the delicious cookie makin’ kind. but there is this horrible music that suddenly blares out of nowhere when you visit the site. as if the site of cartoon midgets making cookies isn’t heart attack inducing enough. . . they have to throw that music at you and really make you jump.
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You know, us elves used to really enjoy this site until now. We’re saddened to find that you don’t like us or our music, yet you’ll eat our treats.
I guess Papa Smurf was right. Never date a girl over 3’2″!!!
Why do elves like keeble cookies?
I love Ernie I’m gonna get him tattooed on me
You people are all freaks! Everyone knows that elves are powerfully sweet and kind…it’s those knomes and circus clowns that are evil.