so i had a dream that orange tim and i went to canada. i am not sure why we went to canada or what we did in canada, just that we went. when we got back we decided it’d be a good idea to eat at a lesbian Perkins. i’ve never heard of a lesbian Perkins and I’m pretty sure we didn’t realize it was a lesbian perkins until we sat down to eat. Once we ordered some pancakes and eggs, we noticed orange tim was the only man in the restaurant. we asked our waitress about such an odd occurance and she’s the one who told us that it was a lesbian perkins.

for reasons i can’t remember or pehaps were not explained in the dream orange tim had to leave. it made me sad and left me alone in the lesbian perkins. i think i might have been crying in the booth because one of the kind lesbians took pity on me. apparently i was crying because i didn’t know how to get home. she said she would show me the way.

so then we left and started walking. she was supposed to be showing me the way to my car, but instead she said she’d just walk me home. we walked for a long time before i started recognizing where i was. we were walking through the old neighborhood in blaine (that’s the suburb north of minneapolis i grew up in and i haven’t lived there for nearly 12 years). when it dawned on me where i was, i said i could find my way home now and thanked her kindly. only thing is, she didn’t want to leave me and asked if she could just have a cold glass of water. because i am so nice i said, “sure.”

we walked into the old Blaine house. my mom and sister #4 were sitting at the kitchen table trying to decide what to have for supper. i grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge for the kind lesbian and handed it to her. i said goodbye and thank you and what not and she kissed me. i did not want to be kissed by the kind lesbian and she kissed me again. that’s when i hustled her kissing me all the time ass right out the door.

my mom asked me how washington dc was and i couldn’t remember going to dc, just to canada. then sister #4 asked me if i wanted KFC for dinner and that’s when i woke up.