while gathering laundry to bring to my parents’ house, i made two observations.
one, i have a lot of damn bras. well, it seems like a lot. because i really don’t know the average number of bras a woman owns. is it 5? 7? 15? 392? i picked 8 up off the floor, plus there is one that i am wearing (a racy, lacy red jobber), there is one in front of the coffee table (and it’s been there for over a month thankyouverymuch), plus there are roughly 9 in the dresser. that makes about 19 bras. is this normal? is this rampant bra-greediness?
of course maybe i make up for it by only owning two pairs of underpants.*
also, whomever decides to invent the automatic recharging cordless phone will get massive quantities of good sex for the rest of their life and be very rich.
* ha! i couldn’t resist. that joke just came right out and bit me on the ass. ha! i am killing me here.
I don’t get it.
I own three bras that I wear on a regular basis. Reason being, they’re from Victoria’s Secret, they make me look like I have a bigger chest, and they’re expensive. I’m about due for a new one. And, I don’t own any underwear, except for the decorative kind, or the one pair that I will wear if I have a doctor’s appointment.
I think I have ten bras. And 20 pairs of underpants. You are a freak.
hmm.. I haven’t counted.. but I’m sure I have a lot.. I know I own a ton of cotton v-strings from VS, too. that’s the only place I buy my underwear.. I’ll have to count when I get home b/c now I’m intrigued.. lol
8 bras and, at last count, 80+ pairs of undies.
okay… you made me go and COUNT:
bras:
2 neutral, lace
2 white, lace
1 white, satin
3 black, lace
1 black, satin
1 black velvet
1 black, demi-cup
1 blue, halter
total bras: 12 (i only wear two of them on a regular basis)
underpants:
11 white, cotton
7 “fancy”, assorted
1 thong
total underpants: 19
i’m so ashamed.
Ummm…. 8 Boxers, 12 Briefs. Depends on the mood of the day. I have two favorite boxers for lounging around the house in… otherwise, they’re all equal.
…and no bro’s. (Bro = Man Bra)
9 undies
4 bras
I have 3 bras that I wear on a regular basis at the same time. Extra support dontcha know….
Well I have about 12 bras of which only 2 arn’t either broken or too small and at least 30 undies which just sit in my draw for me to pick which ones I want to wear that day.(probably about 8 of them I havn’t ever worn).