while gathering laundry to bring to my parents’ house, i made two observations.
one, i have a lot of damn bras. well, it seems like a lot. because i really don’t know the average number of bras a woman owns. is it 5? 7? 15? 392? i picked 8 up off the floor, plus there is one that i am wearing (a racy, lacy red jobber), there is one in front of the coffee table (and it’s been there for over a month thankyouverymuch), plus there are roughly 9 in the dresser. that makes about 19 bras. is this normal? is this rampant bra-greediness?
of course maybe i make up for it by only owning two pairs of underpants.*
also, whomever decides to invent the automatic recharging cordless phone will get massive quantities of good sex for the rest of their life and be very rich.