ohh, i stole this great name analysis link from laurel, Jodi: You have a love of travel and adventure, and you enjoy sports. You also have a very strong sense of fair play and want…
Date Archives August 2001
on vacation
if i am on vacation, why in the hell am i so damn tired? i should be brimming with energy. instead, i sit here and ponder taking a nap. it’s like i am some 84-year-old…
hello
hi. remember me? i’ll be back this afternoon with some delightful tales of my vacation. i know you can’t hardly wait.
practicing for the challenge
last night we arrived a bit early for the movie, i didn’t mind in the least because the apple valley cineplex has an arcade. something about arcades make me a doofy 12 year old girl…
sex in south dakota
last night i kept dreaming that i was having sex with a HUGE south dakotan football player. he had orangey hair. we had sex in a red pick-up truck and in the snow. it was…
the people’s republic of lumps in my oatmeal
today might just have been the most perfect summer day in the entire world. i am not just saying that because it happened to me either. we went to the zoo. we looked at meerkats…
On the Anniversary of Your Death
Dear Alan, it’s five years now. Five years today, it’s the anniversary of your death. It’s been five years and the news of your death still overshadows the memories of your life. It bothers me…
five years ago
Blech. It’s the fifth anniversary of alan’s death. you can read about it over at backwash if’n you want.
maybe it’s not so bad after all
so, we went to the mall of hell today and actually it wasn’t so bad. i have come to the conclusion that women who shop at the mall of hell are about the worst dressers…
what in the hell?
what kind of strange interplanetary law is working here today? i can sit for months without my phone ringing a single time on a saturday. months. i am not even exaggerating. but now, that i…