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Date Archives July 2001
delicious and nutrituous
sour apple laffy taffy and diet pepsi make a decent breakfast, don’t they? Q:How does a tree get on the world wide web? (because we all know laffy taffy comes with jokes)
and monkeys might fly out of my ass
so i saw the monkey movie and i loved it! i loved it because flying monkeys scare the living piss outta me. it was like i was 7 and watching the flying monkeys in the…
monkey shines
my desire to see the movie “planet of the apes” is more than a bit puzzling to me. i don’t like monkeys. i don’t like sci-fi movies and well. . . i’ve never seen a…
the poison years
it seems the quickest way to get the poison out of your veins is to get your ass off the couch and get sweaty. it’s worked like a charm and i feel much better now….
hips shake to the band for old time sake
Ook! I think I have poison running through my veins. At least it feels like poison. Too much beer and dancing makes for a lump of a Jodi this fine saturday. It’s not that I’m…
gratification
my co-workers are sufficiently worried over the midget-cheerleader dream. psychoanalization has been suggested. at least they understand the depths of my midget cheerleader fears. in other news, all that hoowah i was complaining about yesterday…
midget cheerleaders and made for tv movies
i had the worst nightmare last night. i dreamt that sister #4 offered up my apartment as a place where a team of cheerleaders from california could stay while participating in some competition. it all…
still in committee
while the matt dillon/john cusak bill is still in committee (the techdoofs are very anti-john cusack, they are fighting hard for dillon). we have come to a major decision regarding our future (we is me…