there was no bum-looking tonight at the bowling alley. i was much too busy trying to make sure that i my name appeared in every slot on every level of marathon-tetris on my mom’s gameboy. it was tough work, but i succeeded. i was really happy about it and bragging to everyone who walked by.
“i’ve been trying to do this since christmas. figures it’d take me until the last night of bowling.”
“uh, jodi. it’s not the last night of bowling. next week is the last week.”
well fuck me!
grrr. . . then to rub salt in the wound, i was all geared up to watch “you are the weakest link, goodbye.” the show came on and i made it through the first five minutes when the cocksuckers started whining about the damn twins game. i gave them all nasty looks of death when they weren’t looking.
see if i ever spend the night looking at their butts again! hrmph.
my friend kelly and i used to do drive-by ass grabs. this only works in very crowded places, but can be tons of fun. except when you piss off one of their girlfriends. actually, i thought that was pretty funny too. heh!
oh naughty! i can honestly say i’ve never grabbed a random butt in my entire life. well, i’ve grabed butts, but usually those butts were in bed with me or on their way to bed with me. but drive-by butt grabbing, i think i am much too prudish for such a thing.