you have got to be kidding me. only in a state where they (and i can say they because i damn well did NOT vote for jesse) elect a former professional wrestler governor would such…
Date Archives March 2001
Where you stand with the
Where you stand with the keys and your cool hat of silence Where you grip her love like a driver’s license it’s a soul coughing sort of day today– all foggy and lost in memory….
remember how i was feeling
remember how i was feeling all happy and energized? well it’s ruined. and it’s all netscape 4.x’s fault. netscape is giving me a brain tumor and i can’t for the life of me figure out…
tracey ullman and chris “yummy”
tracey ullman and chris “yummy” isakk are on the today show talking about the oscars and they keep mentioning constipation and vaginal dryness. i keep giggling like a 12-year-old. damn she’s so funny.
eek! i am frustrated and
eek! i am frustrated and crabby. well, i am really not that crabby. but can one really be frustrated and happy? who knows. i am frustrated. mostly i am frustrated because i can’t get this…
hi. guess what? i think
hi. guess what? i think i am becoming a morning person. this is a shocking turn of events in my life. i’ve always, always, forever and always been a night person. but today, which is…