ha! dara and sister #2 must have been watching the same show tonight. ericka called me tonight.
“what’s that song soul asylum sings with the two kids fighting?”
“huh?”
“you know the song about the kids, a playground. . . ”
“oh, black gold. . . ‘two kids on a playground, try to push each other down, that side’s your’s, this side’s mine. . .”
“yeah, yeah that’s it! mtv are such liars. we’re watching a show called two-hit wonders and they have soul asylum on there!”
“what?”
“they didn’t mention ‘somebody shove?'”
“oh! i forgot about that one too! they only said ‘runaway train’ and ‘misery.'”
“gah! i hate misery.”
“MTV is dumb. obviously soul asylum had more than two hits.”
“yeah, but maybe they only had more than two hits here, since they’re from minnesota.”
“oh yeah, i didn’t think about that. still. . . i just heard ‘black gold’ on the radio the other day.”
i love being the smart one.