i am having so much fun playing with this silly orange thing, i can’t hardly see straight.
Date Archives January 2001
it’s here! it’s here! my
it’s here! it’s here! my delightful orangey handspring is here. talk about some quick turnaround. it took less than 24 hours to get it. plus, i got a phat bonus check today. i am so…
you know what sucks? not
you know what sucks? not only do i not have anyone who can give me a hug in my time of need, my belly is so full of juicy juice that i can’t have the…
someone obviously forgot to tell
someone obviously forgot to tell reporterboy that today was spoil jodi day. because instead of spoiling me he decided to break me. what a fuck. “oh, i’m sorry,” he says. “this is all my fault….
well, i can tell you
well, i can tell you this much: Juicy Jucie is not, i repeat not, 100% juice for 100% kids. it’s 100% crap for poor kids with underdeveloped taste buds. blech! in my never-ending quest to…
the shopping trip has proven
the shopping trip has proven triumphant. target rules! i got a whole ton of junk and i still have $13.77 left on the gift card. my most exciting purchase is the new, soft-gripped, big pizza…