uffda! the presents and fudge and family and friends and stockings and cookies and sleeping on the floor have left…
Date Archives December 2000
merry christmas! and happy birthday
merry christmas! and happy birthday to sister #2. now, don’t be getting all sympathetic because her birthday is on christmas…
a nap got in the
a nap got in the way of my journey to the store. i had a dream about my dad and…
“i don’t want to be
“i don’t want to be the up-the-butt girl. i want to get married and have nice bedding, no one has…
hey! i got another item
hey! i got another item to add to the misc. aisle at the grocery store– sloppy joe mix. yes, i…
i had many a dream
i had many a dream last night about riding a bike. i haven’t the foggiest notion what bike riding dreams…
CONSUMER ALERT: do not, i
CONSUMER ALERT: do not, i repeat, do not eat the sausage on the “it’s not delivery it’s” digiorno supreme pizza….
nicholas cage in leather pants.
nicholas cage in leather pants. tim russert on conan. . . how did i get so lucky?
Dara posted a comment using
Dara posted a comment using the discuss and she is so totally right that i just have to bring it…
have you ever dropped an
have you ever dropped an entire case of beer on your feet? let me tell you, it’s not fun. it’s…