i’m home from work and i don’t have to go back for four whole days. i’ve already taken off my pants and danced a jig of glee in my underpants.
the menu for tonight: chicken fettuccini alfredo with fresh garlic and red and green peppers green salad italian bread Brownie Turtle Sundae and a viewing of adaptation. what time will you be here?
for all you clamoring for the bodascious ta-tas shirt, you will have to settle for this photo. it was taken for medical purposes only. please note the hellasciously painful and itchy bugbite. feel sorry for…
he called me wonderful.
clearly you biatches are not sending me enough e-mail to keep me occupied. if you read this, just say hi. you can say hi. it’s not hard.