i’m home from work and i don’t have to go back for four whole days. i’ve already taken off my pants and danced a jig of glee in my underpants.
Posts tagged so in need of attention
tonight’s specials
the menu for tonight: chicken fettuccini alfredo with fresh garlic and red and green peppers green salad italian bread Brownie Turtle Sundae and a viewing of adaptation. what time will you be here?
the secret’s in the sauce
ok, i just got done chopping up the garlic and now the spaghettic sauce is bubbling happily in the crockpot. lots of peppers and onions, i hope you don’t mind. i’ve got some good roasted…
wonderful, wonderful me!
he called me wonderful.
the perks of being the internet’s sweetheart
ok, so i’ve been doing some thinking. since i can’t seem to get me a bitch, what i need is some groupies. afterall, i am the internet’s sweetheart. shouldn’t i have me some cute groupies…
whispering in the dark
clearly you biatches are not sending me enough e-mail to keep me occupied. if you read this, just say hi. you can say hi. it’s not hard.