i am so incredibly grumpy today that i have decided to not speak. it’s better for everyone involved. it will take an act of congress, divine intervention, and a call from jason lee to make…
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who the hell invented the Forward button anyway?
dear very smart beautiful cousin whom i love, i think you might want to check your calendar. despite what the lovely foward that you so lovingly forwarded to me states, i’m pretty sure that today…
even the cute little M decorated with hearts in the logo is not saving gmail from my wrath
darling ones, clearly you are flooding my inbox with valentine’s greetings and schmoopy sentiments of schmoopiness to make my valentine’s day so damn special. at least that’s the only reason i can think of that…
jokes on me
i’ve leaped to the conclusion, all on my own, that PMS is the cruel cruel joke of a male god played on innocent unsuspecting women. i mean really, who else would make a woman horny…