I have this feeling that there’s gonna be something in our popcorn,” Max said. He, Jaycie, and I had just piled into Ruby and were on our way to “Madagascar.” “What?” I asked. “I don’t…
Posts tagged Maxwell
hey man, now you’re really living
when youre in the process of getting the karmic shit beat out of you, the universe throws you a few bones, just to remind you that stuffing your head in the oven is not a…
a little bit gay
last night while babysitting, Jaycie and Max conned me into taking them to Michaels (a craft store). the conning wasn’t too hard, because i’m a giant sucker. also, i like to spend my time with…
overheard during tooth brushing
“do you think we’ll be famous?” max asked. “probably,” jaycie said. “we’re on the internet for the WHOLE WORLD TO SEE.”
kidling’s buns
you would be amazed by the number of butt jokes a 6 and 7-year-old can make. none of which are very amusing. unless, of course, you are a 6 or 7 year old. jaycie types:…
when death calls you by name
one of sister #2’s friends died on saturday, he was 30 years old. she didn’t get the news until today and was off to the wake leaving me to wrangle with the kidlings this evening….