yeah, so i’m avoiding the news because i don’t want to cry at work. in other jodinews, my new grown-up hair is a big hit here at work. i didn’t even have to punch Kappa…
Posts tagged hair
who’s that brunette with the grown-up hair?
“i look so grown-up,” i said. “grown-ups don’t have violet hair,” abby said. “but you know if it weren’t violet, a grown-up would totally have this hair,” i said. the growing out process is painful…
second thoughts
my hair is much more of a short leather tuscadero mullet than anything joan jett ever had. also, whoever put the heroin coated malted milk balls on the treat table is going right to hell.
he asked enthusiastically so, of course, i had to show
yesterday amidst all the hubbub, i got bright orange firecracker hair. it was super cute yesterday and i should have taken a picture, but i was busy and stuff. so now you have to see…
the best ever.
i fell asleep reading tom wolfe’s Stalking the Billion-Footed Beast and when i woke up, i discovered that i had the best bedhead ever. ever.
for the unbelieving
damon’s still pretty new and doesn’t believe in the heinousness of my hair at certain moments in it’s life. so i present for all to behold: Narcoleptic Copywriter Head. if you are pregnant, have a…