i will have you know that my shirt, shoes, bag, and underpants all match today– and they are black. i had to switch to the luggage in honor of the impending bowling season, because now…
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see, i’m all about them words
for those of you who care about such things i am currently obessessing most compulsively about Jason Mraz’s “You & I Both. c’mon, the lyrics include: “see i’m all about them words/ over numbers, unencumbered…
count the rings, around my eyes
my very first reader request: jake wants blogathon bedhead. i feel it’s my duty, to warn you that two of four tattoos are visible in that picture.
realizations
do you realize that i don’t have to work today? do you realize that in mere hours sister #3 will live a mile away from me? do you realize that i’m a natural beauty? do…
all joyful and triumphant
“aha! victory is mine,” i said. “who are you talking to?” john said. “my desk.” “why?” “because this paper was hiding and i found it. therefore victory is mine.” “yeah, you need to go back…
mary lost and found
here’s a little tip, the surest way to get me to do something is to tell me not to do it. i went and got my hair cut and colored today. i had this beautiful…