yeah, i just found this pathetic picture of the author of stick figure. c’mon. . . how pathetic and superficial can you get? i am gonna write a book about the horrors of anorexia nervosa…
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too much time on my hands
i hate people who say, “i don’t have time to read.” it pisses me off. it’s so damn snooty and condescending. those people who say that always look at you like you’re insane for reading…
Thirty Days
Over the weekend I was eating up Douglas Coupland?s latest offering, ?All Families are Psychotic.? In one scene a character talks of escaping, getting away. He talks of flying in a plane over the World…
On the Anniversary of Your Death
Dear Alan, it’s five years now. Five years today, it’s the anniversary of your death. It?s been five years and the news of your death still overshadows the memories of your life. It bothers me…
the politics of arranging books
there is no more room on the top shelf of my favorite bookcase. it’s the bookcase nearest the couch, the one that when i look up from otto i gaze at. i love that bookcase…
On Buying a New Car
I just deleted a really shitty column about being opinionated. You really ought to thank me. It was sucking giant donkey balls. It’s a topic that’s near and dear to my heart, but I just…