my eyes have begun to vibrate ever so gently inside of their sockets. my entire insides feel sorta jiggly and my mind is racing roughly 94,281 miles a minute. i blame this on the extra…
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throwing in the towel
mick jagger is on saturday night live right now. his performance is so painfully wretched that i am embarrassed for the old coot.
sex sammich
my choice for fictional siblings i’d most like to have a threesome with: the brothers crane, niles and frasier. you just know they’d be wild men in the sack.
oh-hoo-hoo
apparently i am feeling better, both physically and mentally. i dunno why, it just happened. it dawned on me as i was watching dawson’s creek. i really am hopelessy, totally, completely enthralled by that silly…
skin flicks
whenever i cough or sneeze it feels like i have skinned the inside of my chest. also, i am inclined to believe that NBC only has two shows in it’s sunday primetime lineup, the weakest…
fascinating discoveries
things i’ve discovered thus far today: i’m a big, giant sappy sucker for christmas commercials. not just any christmas commercials, but the ones where the family can’t be together and somehow they magically manage to…