before seamus left for India a little over a week ago, we (Al, the cutest girl on earth™ and i) told him he had to bring us back some sort of Ganesh statue. he came…
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kick ’em in the chakra
i’m sitting in one of the board rooms with Al, the cutest girl on earth™. she is typing furiously on some creative brief. i am supposed to be helping her, but mostly she wants me…
what a waster, what a fucking waster
i’m listening to The Libertines at top volume in a desperate attempt to keep my brain from atrophying. i knew it was gonna be quiet and boring, but i had no idea how quiet and…
one is the loneliest number that you’ll ever know
everyone can agree that mondays generally suck, but mondays when your two work-BFFs are gone are like a whole-new level of suckiness heretofore unexperienced by this supergenius. Al, the cutest girl on earth™, and seamus…
working from home. . . naked!
this is a special dedication to my friend kelly who was none too thrilled when i announced last night at Grumpy’s that i was totally gonna work from home. yes, i see naps for lunch…
using someone else’s poetry to express how i feel
so i’ve had this pathetic e-crush for like 94 years on a fellow westernerd. we all know that e-crushes are a close relative of a regular crush, but not quite the same. while regular crushes…