the summer before i was in 7th (or it might have been 8th) grade i spent most of my time here in Shakopee (where i live now), instead of home in Blaine (a suburb on…
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watch out boys i’ll chew you up
so today i have to write the newsletter. i have to write the newsletter every month. it goes out to about eleventeen billion people and they love it. all of them. i know this, because…
moratorium lifted
i have decided to start speaking again. in fact i just spent the last hour talking to Maria about marketing. yes, i talk marketing. i am a wonk, i guess. but in my defense i’m…
of dancehall hips, pretentious quips
and the list grows: •Hippy Hippy Shake, The Beatles (ok UH, you happy?) •Won’t Let You Down, Wilco •Jealousy, Liz Phair •Streets of Fire, The New Pornographers (thanks Robin) •I Put My Hand on Your…
new favorite song of the day or the honey in my hips
so i have a new favorite song, it’s Shakira’s “Hips Don’t Lie”. yeah. I KNOW! it has been added to the “start of a brand new hipster generation” playlist, and on repeat since i got…
parts of this story are not exactly true, we leave it to you to judge which parts are a little bendy on the truth
my friend Wolf just asked me if i had a first line for my new short story (that’s due in TEN DAYS). i told him that i cannot talk about it unless he has a…