Whenever I roll into work at 9:10 and see the blindingly bright red light glowing on my phone, my stomach sinks a bit. There’s no way I should have voicemail at such an ungodly hour…
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Suicide Watch: The Back to Work Edition
Coming back to work has seriously bummed me out. I think this must be why Americans never take extended vacations. When you take vacations your immunity to the bullshit is decimated, and coming back to…
On literature-induced orgasms or, I think this bodes well for 2007
No evening of total indulgence and self-decadence would be complete without a healthy orgasm or two (or three). So, I’m upstairs doing my business, practicing my little heart out when I hear one of my…
Taking the New Year’s celebration into my own hands
It’s been raining for two days straight and now that rain has changed to snow. It really is pretty, and it’s been a long time since we’ve seen snow in Minnesota. Watching the flakes pile…
My Christmas Wish for You, Darling Ones
I haven’t opened a single Christmas present yet, but I already got the best gift I’m gonna get this year. You see, Saturday night I had myself a little panic attack. I was still pretty…
Googling under the influence of slow, sappy Wilco songs can be hazardous to your mental health
There comes a time in the night after being awake for so many hours (insomnia can suck my left one) when your computer should just automatically turn off because nothing good could come from anything…