So I went to the doctor this morning. It appears that my stomach full of flames is not caused by Blue Öyster Cult. Nor is it caused by being a mean, mean hateful bitch, but…
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Sick & Silent
For the past two days my stomach has been burning for, burning for, burning for me. I blame Blue Öyster Cult. Al, the cutest girl on earth™ and I have decided it’s either stomach cancer…
13 reasons you should read ‘Love is a Mix Tape’ right now
Upon waking up at 6:43 a.m. this morning my first thought was not ‘fuck my alarm won’t go off for another forty-five minutes’ it was ‘goody, now I can finish Love is a Mix Tape.’…
I guess I will kind of be breaking my own heart tonight
A few days ago, I started reading Love is a Mix Tape by Rob Sheffield. I’m pretty sure I’m the last person on the planet to read the book. So what’s the deal? Rob Sheffield’s…
The day before yesterday
A week or so ago as my posse of co-workers were debating the paternity of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, I told them about how much it bothers me when our entire country becomes obsessed with…
Concealing my secret identity
When I arrived at the eye doctor’s office today I was most disappointed that Dr. Love would not be attending to my eye-care needs. Last year when I went for my exam, I had a…